15 1 / 2007
Point Of View……..
A Politician’s Point of View :
Hey! Look at those fluttering votes. Come on! It’s election time. Go, grab them before that dangerously threatening wind flows them to some other place.Get them, at any cost and deposit them in my precious ‘Vote Bank’. Take special care to place different types of ‘fools’ in different lockers.Don’t let them mingle!’Fools’? What are you talking about, sir? I did mistake it with the large sea of people over there. I am such a fool…!!!
Ha Ha! No you are not.Ya, I was talking about those fools only. There are Hindu fools and Muslim fools.That’s not the end of the story. There are even Dalit fools, the new found OBC fools and many subclassifications and superclassifications. These good for nothing fellows are of use only once in 5 years. They are just a piece of Ballot Paper that I need to collect and grease at election time and later I am free to use it as toilet paper. And do you know, I have a real big stock and even a surplus.Now you go, and lure them, by saying whatever you like and promising them whatever you may deem correct. You may even use contradictory statements at different places and among different groups of people, but do it wisely and vaguely, so that we can deny it and say that it has been quoted out of context, at our own sweet convinence. These fools are even more foolish when it comes to remembering things. They forget things easily, because it was not their house that was burnt.
Now go and collect that shit(get those foolish votes) for me, it will not be difficult…!!!
People’s Point of View :Look at these bunch of bullshitters. These good for nothing fellas are here, once again! Begging for votes, and making false promises. They think we are fools! These ugly, corrupt, unscrupulous, non-trustworthy bastards, I know them very well…!!! But what can I do? I have neither power nor authority! All I can do is, VOTE…!!! Vote the way my father and grandfather did. I have to choose one asshole from the bunch of assholes. Under the given circumstances, the best I can do is not to vote at all. But that will not make any difference either. This party politics is too shitty and one vote, or even one MP would make no difference at all. I am helpless…!!!BUT, I have hope…!!! Some day or the other these bastards will face the consequences of their misdeeds. I believe in GOD! They would have to answer him. “Bhagwaan k ghar der hai, andher nahii…!!!” All the good men are not dead and I have a firm belief that some day, they will come forward and change the system. They will have to…!!! Even I would like to join them but this politics is too messy, too shitty, too corrupt, and I don’t think that I would be able to handle it. Also, I have a bright career ahead. I will play my part by excelling in my field of work and contributing to the fast growing Indian Economy. I have a family to feed. I need to live upto the expectations of my parents. I can’t enter this mess……although I would like to, from the bottom of my heart!But some day or the other, this all got to change, and it surely will.
‘Mera Bhaarat Mahaan………!!!’
My Point of View :
I am no GOD, but I am no Bullshitter either.
I am no revolutionist, but I am no coward either.
Then who am I? Who am I? Whoooo ammmm IIIIIIII……??? I don’t get the answer. No divine voices pop out from the heavens, and tell me that I am a saviour! What have I done that makes me stand apart? I belong to the same class of bullshitters, that come in crores. Technically speaking, there was no need for a seperate column ‘My Point of View’, but since I am a bullshitter, so I need to shit in large quantities.I am such an elite bullshitter…!!! I wasted so much time and energy in typing this. I even wrote it on paper. Shame on me! I could even get carpal tunnel syndrome. Where the hell did I get this idea of writing for these bullshitters. I would have better written some beautiful poems or something creative. At least that would have impressed some beautiful girls and won me some accolades. Ohhhh poor meeee…….! I really pity myself at this point of time (blog)! :(
Why didn’t I utilize my time in sleeping or ‘orkutting’? why am I not happy with my smooth running life? Why am I not happy with my job, my cubicle, my internet connection, my close group of friends, my tightly knit family! Why am I bothering about the unbothered! Why the hell don’t I shut up, and stop writing…??? I believe that I just watched an english movie and a news programme, and messed it up. It is just a piece of stinking shit, with an icing over it, and here goes the last drop!
NOTE : Exceptions are always there…!!! Hats off to those exceptions, and if you are not an exception then go to sleep, you Bullshitter.
